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i talk about wanting a boyfriend but i dont even know what id do with one like what do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat
Pretty much, and we eat like three times a day.
Pretty low maintenance.
girls however
you gotta kiss them, and never leave them in a corner, and spend ungodly amounts of money on them.
Guys are like a Chia pet, Girls are like a newborn baby.
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YES!
Was I hearing things or did she threaten to nom on Sansa’s teenage box?
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7Twitter is buzzing with news of Landon Donovan coming to Everton.
Anyone got a link? The one LA Galaxy posted isn’t working.
I need to read this shit.
I’m always anxious to lose one of my Alexisonfire pins… so they’re just lying around in my room :(
Sweet pin.
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