zeus….. IS the father
*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*
That’s it. That’s Greek mythology.
why is a girl smoking considered soft grunge
why is anything considered soft grunge
what is soft grunge
(Source: buffythedickslayer, via omgqtfbbqhaxxxxx)
My Dad asked me last night why I carry my 1911 in the house, what am I afraid of? I looked him straight in the eye and said, “The Goddamn Decepticons.” He laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed, I shot the toaster. It was a good time.